--- pdolc's top 10 list of reasons to leave CTP ---
(to be read slowly, with a Dave Letterman accent)
10) Vision to Reality bookends too hard to assemble.
9) The Coffee reminds employees of "mudpie" they made at the beach when they
were two years old.
8) This new mailx/msgs thing is way too complicated.
7) No thanks, Bob, I've already earned enough money.
6) The Danger of being assigned to the Paraguay Regional Office.
5) No more "plant lady".
4) Now that Sarah is gone, the company is going to sink like a stone.
3) Jack Morgan already left, and he was REALLY funny.
2) The new coke machine doesn't accept dollar bills (kudos to pzymb).
and... the Number One reason for pdolc to leave CTP:
1) I'm not allowed to bring the comics into the men's room.